Subject: Well, I'll just take my Ryan Phillippe poster and go home!
 From: Jeremy Brown <mee@sgi.com>
 Date: Thu, 22 May 2003 14:29:20 -0700
 Newsgroup: sgi.bad-attitude

 Partially fill a shaker with cracked ice. Squeeze one lime into the 
 shaker. The lime must be ripe - place a greater emphasis on skin texture 
 than color. Add one shot of Triple Sec. Hiram Walker is the only 
 acceptable affordable brand in this regard. Short the shot of Triple Sec 
 if you have a particularly good lime. Add two shots of fine tequila. The 
 tequila must be 100% blue agave; nothing else will suffice. I recommend 
 El Tesoro Silver for those who prefer light, affordable margaritas, 
 Herradura Anejo for those who want a bit of a kick and don't mind 
 spending a little extra cash, and Grand Centenario Anejo for those who 
 truly desire the luxury margarita experience. Add at least two shots of 
 Perl-Glo, the sour mix that resembles floor cleaner. Up to three shots 
 may be added depending on desires and demeanor of the recipient.
 
 Shake enthusiastically and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a 
 lime wedge.
 
 Jeremy Brown, Libations Engineer